Billy Hamilton's girlfriend Selina Samano is dating the fastest man in baseball, and I just thought I'd mention the thing about his speed because good god is that guy fast. I recently watched a clip of him stealing third as the catcher threw the ball back to the pitcher. Dude's fast. When they first met, I wonder if he was even able to take things slow with Selina (nyuck nyuck nyuck). Sorry my joke writers are on vacation.
Selina is a former Bengals cheerleader! Those lovely ladies are also known as Ben-Gals. Billy Hamilton's girlfriend Selina Samano left the organization a little over two months ago and said, "Sad I won't be able to cheer alongside all the beautiful new rookies, but excited to know that my spot is going to someone who will make memories as beautiful, if not more, than mine. Ben-gals, you will forever be in my heart!" So that's sweet of her. She also used to work at Procter & Gamble before she took on the cheerleading gig. That was something like 6 years ago. Now she's part of a local Special Olympics Board, and she takes it pretty seriously. Billy attended the Champions Ball with her a few months back, as it's never a bad thing to bring one of the most popular young stars in baseball around on your arm.
Billy Hamilton's girlfriend describes herself as a "sophistiratchet," which is a sophisticated ratchet. Part of the description she posted on her Instagram includes "well-educated woman who can also recite rap lyrics and make her ass clap." I won't lie - I'm not really sure what to make of it, but I must be the one who's not educated enough to make sense of it. I also take it that Selina enjoys being seen in clubs in VIP areas (she states it in part of her horrible sophistiratchet manifesto thing). Surely being seen in VIP areas in clubs and professing that you are out of everyone's league bolsters an educated and sophisticated woman's self-worth.