Holy lord this is wacky. Okay, so Wade Davis' wife Katelyn Davis had an accident, and then blogged about it. She wrote it for some blog called The Life of the Baseball Wife that is maintained by some other baseball wife, and it's since been made inaccessible. But I read a portion of it thanks to a site called raysindex.com.
So Wade and his wife Katelyn went out to some restaurant to celebrate something or other, and she ordered something weird. Now, I should just add that in the midwest, people basically have no idea what good food is, and all the restaurants are absolute garbage. Sorry, all midwesterners, but I've been to every state there and Kansas City is terrible for food. Anyway, on with the tale of woe: they ate at a place called Carrabba's, and she suffered from some really serious food poisoning. She explains that Wade was there in a "shortstop" position (hands on kneeds, ready to catch a grounder) trying to guide her through the immense pain she was feeling while she was agonizing on their bedroom floor. Then she explains how she let out her bowels, and that she wasn't really even aware of having to do so because of the pain.
Well, I feel bad for the 'ole gal. I myself have been food-poisoned a few times, and it sucks real bad. Wade's wife no doubt will never eat at a Carrabba's again. Food poisoning among young hot blondes is now the number one cause for shitting their pants. It even trumps seeing themselves in the mirror after they get a bad hair dyeing job. Wade's wife Katelyn is a cool chick who has done her part in charity events and benefits for the organization, and she deserves better than god-awful Kansas City sludge cuisine.